Drew the coworker who's visibly over AI-generated everything in Secret Santa? These funny office gifts let them laugh about it — without anyone needing a follow-up meeting.

Anti AI Training My Replacement

01 / The reluctant trainer

The best Secret Santa gift for the coworker who's training the AI

"Training my replacement. For free." Every prompt, every correction, every thumbs-up teaches the AI a little more about their job — and nobody's sending them an invoice. Dark, dry and exactly how half the office feels.

Training My Replacement

$24.99

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Anti AI Teaching AI My Job

02 / The sarcastic one

A funny office gift that needs no size

"Teaching AI my job. What could go wrong?" A tote bag for the colleague who's been asked to "document their workflow" one too many times. Great for Secret Santa, since you don't need to know anyone's size.

Teaching AI My Job

$19.99

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Anti AI My Job Now Includes AI

03 / The new job description

For the coworker whose job quietly changed

"My job now includes teaching AI how to do my job." Somewhere along the way, "train the new hire" turned into "train the software." A darkly funny tee for anyone writing prompts at work.

My Job Now Includes AI

$24.99

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Anti AI Coffee, Not a Summary

04 / The tired coworker

A coffee mug for the one drowning in AI meeting recaps

"I wanted coffee, not an AI summary." For the colleague who gets three AI-generated recaps before 9 a.m. A mug is the safest office gift there is — and this one gets used every single morning.

Coffee, Not a Summary

$16.99

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Anti AI Anti AI Slop

05 / The small add-on

A sticker sheet for laptops and notebooks

Twelve stickers for everyone who's had enough of AI slop. Perfect if your Secret Santa budget is small, or as an extra next to one of the gifts above.

Anti AI Slop

$9.99

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How to give an anti AI gift at work without starting a fight

A card that says "I know you hate AI" is a risk. A funny gift that they get to choose to wear or use is a joke they're in on — not one made at them. Pick the message that matches their mood: dark humor for the one training the AI, coffee for the one who's just tired of it.

Every item is printed to order, so order early in December to have it in time for the office party.

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