This isn't a holiday list — it's a standing one. AI slop doesn't take a season off, so neither does the merch. Here's the current lineup of funny anti-AI t-shirts, updated whenever a new one earns its spot.
The shirt that doubles as a warning
Works as a greeting, a warning, and a mission statement all at once. Minimal design, maximum deployment — this is the shirt that gets photographed in the wild the most.
The brag that's also a callout
Technically a brag. Functionally a callout. Either way, it's the shirt every person over forty has been waiting for someone to print.
For every meeting that runs on AI notes
This one isn't aimed at anyone in particular. It's aimed at everyone in particular. Wear it to the meeting where someone reads straight off their AI notes.
For when a one-liner isn't enough
Varsity-style lettering, a motto you can actually stand behind, and just enough self-awareness to admit it's a little dramatic. That's the bit.
New designs land regularly — see the full Anti AI shop for everything currently in rotation, or check the scoreboard to see how Anti AI stacks up against the other side this month.
